Praise "Bob"!

The fetid False Overmen are only a tool of Nhee Ghee, which, JEALOUS of our exalted Slack, sends hordes of Blandoids and even puff-skulled Evil Mutants to plague us! It's condemned to watch BALKED as we ESCAPE the planet! The proof is that there is NO objective evidence! Only those Saucers will save you from the Anti-"Bob" which inspires useless MOUTHINGS in Pink puppets, but stands between you and that One True Yeti Mate! Yes, and a lifetime supply of "Bob's" PILS! It is more unspeakable Pinkness than even the loathesome False Overmen! LISTEN to the Nental Ife! We can't hide, but we can RUN! "Bob" teaches us that every piece of "Church Goods" from the divine SubGenius Mail Order Department is no more meaningful than a ROACH on the FLOOR but (SAY IT FOR "BOB"!) LAUGHS as the Pinks are dragged into the Hollow Earth!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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