Praise "Bob"!

Slaves of the Anti-"Bob", the Pink and his Slackless kin are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They want leaders and priests as STUPID as they are. They don't understand that a BAD ATTITUDE is our SALVATION! Don't let the Pink Boys drag you down, brethern! They would FEAR your Mass Short-Term Marriage if they saw it, they are DOOMED never to know the divinely IMperfect JOY of "Bob" and his Word. They will never pay Church dues, nor would "Bob" want them if they did, though he will of COURSE take their MONEY! But the Pinks exist only to consume and they will be CONSUMED! Yes, we speak in TONGUES, we speak in EVERY body part! The random Jesii are WATCHING! They know the Revealed Word of "Bob" is pure Bulldada! Its perfect MOCKERY GUARDS us against the plots of Yog-Sothoth and is part of the genetic heritage of the ancient Yetis! Praise that Doktor! I'm a blessed Doktor! How can you TELL one of our kind? He NEVER FORGETS his divine duty. He LAUGHS! The Jesus-manifestations can't touch him, so he takes free SLACK where he finds it.

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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