Praise "Bob"!

The random Jesii are WATCHING! They know the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse is a particular blessing of the Yeti spawn and cannot be explained by human science! A gift of "Bob," it is as important to the spawn of the Yeti as his SICK sense of humor! Praise "Bob!" Fight the Jesus-manifestations! Remember, the sanctified union of SubGenii under the Short-Term Marriage, despite the lies of the False Prophets, is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by that "Church Air" and must be decapitated as the Holy Sacriligoment. Remember, a VACUUM always FINDS ITS OWN LEVEL! The Norms may be fools, but they are still part of the Con! Yes, the WORTHLESS slackless Normals have no SPARK! Their money is green but THEY are SMUG! They are DOOMED! And they must be DESTROYED or SUBJUGATED if we are to save ourselves! Fight the Conspiracy! The SubGenius knows he is NOT normal and NEVER WAS! He knows the Norms are a snare, do not BREED with them, do not WASTE your GENES! They oppress the Yeti spawn like FETTERS on a FELON! Strike them off! They are the PROLETERRORISTS, the TIME-servers, the Normals!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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