Praise "Bob"!

"Bob" teaches us that the evil the Anti-"Bob" sucks Mediocretin souls like CANDY and LUSTS for your tender SOULS! And that fetid lust is NO MATCH for the power of "Bob"! Like spiders or cockroaches or TAX MEN, living FILTH! The sinister FORCE that inhabits the Hollow Earth, as the True Pipe tells us, is the HOOK behind the wriggling WORM of False Slack! Yes, it is NEAR, but can be PUSHED BACK by your Fake Healings! LISTEN to the Luck Plane! It is corrupt, it corrupts all it TOUCHES! Fight the Hell Creatures! Remember, the vital importance of "Connie" to the understanding of the SubGenius is a particular blessing of the Friend of "Bob" and is not, and yet at the same time, IS, inspired by that Sacred Dobbshead and is as important to the enlightened Sub as his SICK sense of humor!

Does this make NO SENSE to you?

Is this your first exposure to the Word of "Bob"?

Maybe you need to learn MORE. It depends on how you react to these electronically generated yet DIVINELY AUTHENTIC spews of TRUTH. Did you find them meaningless and annoying, or strangely compelling?

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